No, no no no no no no no. NO!
I am going to rape you, 4-6 page paper on Daoism. I am going to eat your family and torment you to the point of which you will be begging to have never been conceived in the first place. That's right, be afraid.
4 days straight, uh uh uh. I'm going cold turkey for a few weeks.
Turkey sounds good about now. I think there may be a positive correlation between the amount of food I consume and the dropping of temperatures.
To conclude this tirade, I feel it necessary to note that online shopping, especially when there are few modes of transportation at your disposal and your penchant for splurging is bolstered by a belief that small fortunes in the form of comely paraphernalia will ease the trivialities of life, is quite the monstrosity.
Hahaha can you tell I'm shifting into my paper-writing mindset? Actually no, I write clear, cogent sentences. None of this flowery jazz.
I must be going insane.
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